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| My pal Iliza Shlesinger. She won 2008's Last Comic Standing. I'm proud of her-- I helped her write her FIRST set ever. Thank god she started writing her own stuff. One of the funniest comics I have ever worked with. | |
 Sign the petition to get the Monkees in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. It's been FAR too long. | |
 Joey Rockenstein. The funniest guy I know without an upper lip. See his show and confess your sins. | |
 A talented photographer in Hollywood CA. The Best Headshots EVER! She does GREAT work and you should buy her stuff. | |
 A good friend and GREAT comic, Ken Napzok. Go see him every chance you get. He's one of the best! | |
 This is a short film I co-wrote. CATS ON A PLANE debuts this summer in San Diego. Give it a look! | |
 This is my IMDB listing. Click the logo to visit. | |
 My friends Dos Spanish Flies. Making musical love to audiences all over. Check them out. They're the best. | |
 My friend Marie Pettit. She's really funny. Click her cute little face to see her website. | |
 Darci's my friend and she has a CD we both want you to buy, okay? | |
 This is my pal, cartoonist Ché Rippinger. She's funny and we trade jokes all the time. If you dig girl-centric relationship humor, she's for YOU! Check her out! | |
 Want to eat the best pizza in the entire world? Visit Shelly Fortel at Fortel's Pizza Den in South St. Louis! | |
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 My #1 Fan. She licks her butt AND my face. What's that tell you? |
 Thanks, Kate. I love it. |
 Tim Powers, 1986. I was 17 years old. I don't know which I miss more: My 30-inch waistline or my sweet 80's Mullet. |
 Qui a coupé le fromage ? |
 Who's hot? Tim's hot! |
 Fine art. |
 Dino, Larry, Marty and Jared. Do you know who these guys are? Yeah, Neither do I. |
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 I look cool in Black & White. |
 Hoosier Daddy? |
 Mr. Smooth drinks a flaming Tiki thing. |
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 I like this one because it says, " P and eat." Joy M. Newcomb Third-i-Photo |
 I'm a BAAAAAD boy! |
 Disneyland. Comedy gold. |
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 Love, Sex, Autism, Obsession. I co-wrote this with Heather Hale and Julie Marsh. Kari Nissena stars. Soon to be a 99c Rental near you. |
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 Me, lighting the cigarette of the LUCY statue in front of the Emmy's building in NOHO. Photo by Joy Newcomb. www.thirdiphotography |
 A movie I co-wrote with some incredibily talented people. Coming soon. Debuting in SanDiego, July 2006. |
 They kicked me out for this!! |
 My father is proud of me. |
 If Phil Spector had done EVERYTHING he wanted to do with Let It Be, it would have sounded like this.. |
 The boys are now a NATIONAL TREASURE. Lou's daughters sent his final derby to the Smithsonian. Way to go, boys! |
 No shit. |
 Sometimes I get homesick. Other times I just get sick. |
 You know, I bet he does this a lot more than you think he does. |
 My friend Dustin is a dork. |
 Do it in your house, yeah! |
 My pal Tyler as a zombie. Heh. He got cast to act stiff and cold and motionless. Go figure. har har har |
 I love to singa About the Moona and the Juna and the Springa.... |
 It's only a matter of time. |
 Do I need toilet paper AND Kleenex? On stage at the Hollywood Improv. |
 How to tell when DC's writers run out of good ideas. "Hey, what's more menacing than GREEN LIQUID!?!" |
 After this, Lana Lang never again tried to spit in the wind, pull the Lone Ranger's Mask off OR mess around with Jim! |
 The proud legacy.... |
 Doin' my part. |
 My wheels. Welcome to California, Timbo..... "oh, what a feeling!" |
 On stage with Candice from BOP! and Charna Halpern, co-author of "Truth in Comedy" and former director of "Saturday Night Live." |
 It's amazing what fellow comedian Marvin Kharrazi will do for a bottle of cheap gin. |
 Don't look now, but guess who's hit the big time. |
 A bunch of very funny people... and me. |
 Mandi relaxing at home. She's single, boys!!! |
 Most people can make their own at home. Who needs to buy it? |
 This is a Fortel's Pizza. It is as close to perfection as this world will ever come. |
 Worth every penny. |
 "This Banana tastes funny!" |
 Qui a coupé le fromage ? |
 A bird pooped in my eye right after this photo was taken. |
 BOP! Rex, Tyler, Karen, Dawn, some jerk who thinks he's cool, and Candice |
 What are YOU lookin' at? |
 More BOP |
 New photo of Mandi eating! |
 This had to be deliberate. It's just TOO funny for it to be a happy accident. |
 I'm so proud of this. |
 This is my favorite actress ever, Kari Nissena. |
 Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza Shlesinger. |
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